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Old Mar 21, 2008, 03:10 AM // 03:10   #3901
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You are going to become a teacher Pwnd ?

*starts imagining pwnd teaching evil little kids*.
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Old Mar 21, 2008, 03:50 AM // 03:50   #3902
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Ya, but I'll teach high school level kids, so they won't be as evil. They will probably be too doped up. Stupid drugs.



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Old Mar 21, 2008, 03:53 AM // 03:53   #3903
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rofl yea because every high school kid is constantly on drugs :P.

what are you going to teach?
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Old Mar 21, 2008, 03:56 AM // 03:56   #3904
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I have been observing and from my time in high school it seems like more and more kids are on drugs. Believe it or not. I know every kid isn't but more and more are. I'm gonna teach Biology.


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Old Mar 21, 2008, 03:59 AM // 03:59   #3905
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Ya, but I'll teach high school level kids, so they won't be as evil. They will probably be too doped up. Stupid drugs.
My dear, in high school they ARE evil (In fact, until they graduate, kids are evil lol).
In tahiti, few are on drugs in school ^^ (except some special cases lol).
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Old Mar 21, 2008, 04:32 AM // 04:32   #3906
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I guess where I am at they are more accessible then I thought. oO And they aren't that evil. I find middle schoolers more evil because they think they are hot stuff and haven't got a dose of the real world yet.

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Old Mar 21, 2008, 04:50 AM // 04:50   #3907
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Being in high school, I can say that our kind is not evil. Just high

I don't bother with that crap though.
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Old Mar 21, 2008, 04:54 AM // 04:54   #3908
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^See, told ya. Must be something about where we live. Oo



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Old Mar 21, 2008, 04:56 AM // 04:56   #3909
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We live in a cornfield, what else is there to do? Great America isn't open yet...
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Old Mar 21, 2008, 04:58 AM // 04:58   #3910
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Theres always various sporting events that would cost a lot less than going to Great America. =P
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Old Mar 21, 2008, 05:04 AM // 05:04   #3911
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True but you could go... oh wait, it's suppose to snow up there... well uhh theres always video games.



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Old Mar 21, 2008, 05:07 AM // 05:07   #3912
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And of course you can always trust the weathermen...

I have a flight to catch on Sunday, it better not snow.
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Old Mar 21, 2008, 05:11 AM // 05:11   #3913
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Every weatherperson (Including the National Weather Service) is calling for snow. Hell even one station in South Bend area has a deal that if hes off by 5 degrees in the high temp for the day you can win like 10k or something. Dont remember how that works.
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Old Mar 21, 2008, 05:14 AM // 05:14   #3914
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Let's see how much my school can be evil :

-An English teacher went into depression because a bunch of 8th grade were evil during her class (they didn't really like her, she's fine now).
-We didn't have math class for 2 month because someone pushed her down the stairs (shh it's a secret, the guy wasn't in our class).
-The same math teacher (poor her), cried because a girl insulted her.
-A teacher slapped a student and then went crying behind his desk...
-A student punched a sport teacher xD.
-Also, some "persons" stole the computers of the principal lol.
(That's all I can think of right now, I hope you'll be teachin in Tahiti one day lol).
All of those things were only done by 8-9th graders
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Old Mar 21, 2008, 05:16 AM // 05:16   #3915
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It's suppose to snow up there again soon I do believe. Which would suck...

lol That is pretty funny Red.



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pwnd, I think that forum hint is misleading.
Monkeys in hats and jackets that are dancing are actually feeling very sad.
They are doing that because they don't feel loved.
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Old Mar 21, 2008, 05:21 AM // 05:21   #3917
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Orly? Have you talked to such a monkey? Because I have an invisible one that is quite happy to be wearing such.



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Old Mar 21, 2008, 05:29 AM // 05:29   #3918
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I know, but there's some more funny ones :
You remember my "sexy" economics teacher ? Well on saturday she was 2 hours with a 11th grade class. At the end of the first hour she goes to the bathroom for a really long time (we think that she goes there for some "pleasure" xD), and each time, the class do something against her xD.
One time they put 3 tables to block the door, when she realized that she couldn't get in, she kept screaming at them, then they made a stupid excuse and she believed them....
Another time they switch the inks of her pens xD. When she realised it, she put a dumb face and looked at her pens for 10 mins...
They also put a condom on one of the chair legs (the chair was upside down), when she saw it she was horrified xD and kept shaking for the entire hour lol.

That teacher is funny as hell lol.
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Old Mar 21, 2008, 05:52 AM // 05:52   #3919
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Wow that is pretty cruel. And stupid. If she weren't so stupid then she wouldn't have those tricks pulled on her. What an idoit. oO


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Old Mar 21, 2008, 06:16 AM // 06:16   #3920
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Stupid ? let me tell you a little story (one of many little stories...) :

Imagine that : we are correcting our tests and she is walking around the room, talking when all of a sudden a student calls her because the floor is shaking a little (they are building a building nearby). When she realizes that she says :
-Now that you have told me, I'm scarred, I think I better sit down.
So she sits down and tries to talk about our tests again, but she can't, the shaking floor is disturbing her. So she says :
-I'm too tired, I better take my magnesium.
So she reaches into her bad to take some pills. After that she kept looking every where like a drug addict.....


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